| Dave Buick's Top 25 Quarterbacks & | | | | 13. Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints, Uncool- |
| | | | Injuries place him here as well but has the |
| How They Might Act at your Party in the Park | | | | talent. |
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| Hey party people, it's Dave Buick again | | | | 14. Micheal Vick, Atlanta Falcons, Uncool- |
| writing just after the sunrise. Here's a | | | | This guy used to be the party, now no one |
| little map for you to use when scouting | | | | wants to drink next to him. |
| quarterbacks for your fantasy football | | | | |
| league's draft. | | | | 15. Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos, Cool - |
| | | | Plummer's tolerance drops in January which |
| 1. Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts, Cool - | | | | has sent him sliding down fantasy football |
| Shotgun beers with this guy. | | | | draft boards but his 2005 statistics were |
| | | | decent. |
| 2. Tom Brady, New England Patriots, Cool - | | | | |
| Party with this guy. | | | | 16. Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers,Uncool - |
| | | | Hey, who doesn't want to party with Brett |
| 3. Carson Palmer, Cincinatti Bengals, Uncool | | | | Favre? If your fantasy football league |
| - Injury concerns but ould definitely pull | | | | subtracts for interceptions don't even think |
| off cool. | | | | about drafting him. |
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| 4. Matt Hasselback, Seattle Seahawks, Cool- | | | | 17. Kurt Warner, Arizona Cardinals, Uncool- |
| Has decent receivers and is in a high powered | | | | This guy passes out in the park all the time. |
| offense but has a tendency to disappear for a | | | | |
| while in the middle of your party. | | | | 18. Aaron Brooks, Oakland Raiders, Uncool- |
| | | | Who knows what he's going to do? Throwing to |
| 5. Eli Manning, New York Giants, Cool- This | | | | Moss might make him worth a backup flyer by |
| junior is starting to drink with the big | | | | any fantasy football manager. |
| boys. | | | | |
| | | | 19. Mark Brunell, Washington Redskins, Cool - |
| 6. Marc Bulger, St. Louis Rams, Cool- Pass | | | | This guys fridge is stocked with S. Moss, |
| happy hippy Mike Marz is gone, but new dad | | | | Randle-El and Cooley, especially for late in |
| Linehan likes to throw as well. | | | | your fantasy football draft. |
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| 7. Jake Delhomme, Carolina Panthers,Cool- The | | | | 20. Jon Kitna, Detroit Lions, Cool - Kitna |
| most underrated partier in the league. | | | | could come out of nowhere and party the |
| | | | hardest at your kegger in the park with that |
| 8. Drew Bledsoe, Dallas Cowboys, Cool- A lot | | | | well dressed hippy Mike Marz calling plays. |
| hinges on the new "star"ting receiver's | | | | |
| tendency to puke at parties. | | | | 21. Byron Leftwich, Jacksonville Jaguars, |
| | | | Uncool- Leftwich hasn't really progressed as |
| 9. Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles, | | | | much as most people thought and his backup, |
| Uncool- Used to walk around proud at parties, | | | | David Gerrard, might be cooler than him. |
| now has trouble getting into locked doors. | | | | |
| | | | 22. Steve McNair, Baltimore Ravens, |
| 10. Ben Rothlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers, | | | | Uncool-It's been years since this guy made it |
| Uncool- This guy can hang, but his fantasy | | | | past midnight. |
| football statistics could be more desirable. | | | | |
| | | | 23. Brad Johnson, Minnesota Vikngs, Cool- |
| 11. Trent Green, Kansas City Chiefs, Cool- | | | | Johnson only threw 4 interceptions last year |
| Often overlooked, always has a beer in his | | | | while tossing 12 touchdowns in just 10 games. |
| hand. | | | | He's been partying for years. |
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| 12. Daute Culpepper, Miami Dolphins, Uncool - | | | | 24. Chris Simms, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, |
| Uncool because of injury concerns but this | | | | Uncool- If the cops show up, hide him in the |
| guys behavior at parties is legendary - could | | | | bushes. |
| be a steal. | | | | |
| | | | 25. |