| Dave Buick's Top 25 Quarterbacks & | | | | 14. Micheal Vick, Atlanta Falcons, Uncool- This guy |
| How They Might Act at your Party in the Park | | | | used to be the party, now no one wants to drink |
| Hey party people, it's Dave Buick again writing just | | | | next to him. |
| after the sunrise. Here's a little map for you to use | | | | 15. Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos, Cool - Plummer's |
| when scouting quarterbacks for your fantasy football | | | | tolerance drops in January which has sent him sliding |
| league's draft. | | | | down fantasy football draft boards but his 2005 |
| 1. Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts, Cool - Shotgun | | | | statistics were decent. |
| beers with this guy. | | | | 16. Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers,Uncool - Hey, |
| 2. Tom Brady, New England Patriots, Cool - Party | | | | who doesn't want to party with Brett Favre? If your |
| with this guy. | | | | fantasy football league subtracts for interceptions |
| 3. Carson Palmer, Cincinatti Bengals, Uncool - Injury | | | | don't even think about drafting him. |
| concerns but ould definitely pull off cool. | | | | 17. Kurt Warner, Arizona Cardinals, Uncool- This guy |
| 4. Matt Hasselback, Seattle Seahawks, Cool- Has | | | | passes out in the park all the time. |
| decent receivers and is in a high powered offense | | | | 18. Aaron Brooks, Oakland Raiders, Uncool- Who |
| but has a tendency to disappear for a while in the | | | | knows what he's going to do? Throwing to Moss |
| middle of your party. | | | | might make him worth a backup flyer by any fantasy |
| 5. Eli Manning, New York Giants, Cool- This junior is | | | | football manager. |
| starting to drink with the big boys. | | | | 19. Mark Brunell, Washington Redskins, Cool - This |
| 6. Marc Bulger, St. Louis Rams, Cool- Pass happy | | | | guys fridge is stocked with S. Moss, Randle-El and |
| hippy Mike Marz is gone, but new dad Linehan likes to | | | | Cooley, especially for late in your fantasy football |
| throw as well. | | | | draft. |
| 7. Jake Delhomme, Carolina Panthers,Cool- The most | | | | 20. Jon Kitna, Detroit Lions, Cool - Kitna could come |
| underrated partier in the league. | | | | out of nowhere and party the hardest at your |
| 8. Drew Bledsoe, Dallas Cowboys, Cool- A lot hinges | | | | kegger in the park with that well dressed hippy Mike |
| on the new "star"ting receiver's tendency to puke at | | | | Marz calling plays. |
| parties. | | | | 21. Byron Leftwich, Jacksonville Jaguars, Uncool- |
| 9. Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles, Uncool- Used | | | | Leftwich hasn't really progressed as much as most |
| to walk around proud at parties, now has trouble | | | | people thought and his backup, David Gerrard, might |
| getting into locked doors. | | | | be cooler than him. |
| 10. Ben Rothlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers, Uncool- | | | | 22. Steve McNair, Baltimore Ravens, Uncool-It's been |
| This guy can hang, but his fantasy football statistics | | | | years since this guy made it past midnight. |
| could be more desirable. | | | | 23. Brad Johnson, Minnesota Vikngs, Cool- Johnson |
| 11. Trent Green, Kansas City Chiefs, Cool- Often | | | | only threw 4 interceptions last year while tossing 12 |
| overlooked, always has a beer in his hand. | | | | touchdowns in just 10 games. He's been partying for |
| 12. Daute Culpepper, Miami Dolphins, Uncool - Uncool | | | | years. |
| because of injury concerns but this guys behavior at | | | | 24. Chris Simms, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Uncool- If |
| parties is legendary - could be a steal. | | | | the cops show up, hide him in the bushes. |
| 13. Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints, Uncool- Injuries | | | | 25. |
| place him here as well but has the talent. | | | | |