| What we really want to know is, "Are there any | | | | Francisco....Sci Fi movie of the week. Nancy discovers |
| entertaining or | | | | that her hometown |
| interesting programs on television?" We now have | | | | boyfriend is not from her hometown, is not her |
| at least ninety- | | | | friend and is not a boy....Actual taped footage of a |
| six channels to choose from, even though two have | | | | Unitarian Service including selections from the over-70 |
| duplicate | | | | choir. Four hours....Stock Market graphs showing a |
| programming and five are in Spanish. Here's a list of | | | | rising market followed by seven |
| currently | | | | reasons why we all lost money last |
| available offerings:...Infomercial on how to turn your | | | | month....Yesterday's news in a new user friendly |
| life savings into a million dollars | | | | entertainment |
| or nothing in one month....Chucky watches Binky | | | | production.I remember television from the sixties |
| discover his winky....The life and times of an ant | | | | when we could choose |
| colony. (repeat)....Actual police raid in Los Angeles | | | | from only seven channels. The meager offerings |
| (re-creation of a re-creation, not to be confused with | | | | included: All in |
| real life.)...How to own an amazing and unbelievable | | | | the Family, The Carol Burnett Show, The Sound of |
| cheese grater for only $39.99 in four easy | | | | Music, You |
| payments....Situation Comedy - Three men and a | | | | Bet Your Life, The Honeymooners, Mannix, Taxi, |
| goat. (Unsuitable for | | | | Mission |
| children under 18)....Exerciserama. How to remain thin | | | | Impossible, Dean Martin's Roast, The Lucy Show and |
| exercising for only three | | | | The Untouchables.Writing is much more fun than |
| hours per day. Photographed on an actual rooftop in | | | | television. |
| San | | | | |