Television - You Get To Choose

What we really want to know is, "Are there anyFrancisco....Sci Fi movie of the week. Nancy discovers
entertaining orthat her hometown
interesting programs on television?" We now haveboyfriend is not from her hometown, is not her
at least ninety-friend and is not a boy....Actual taped footage of a
six channels to choose from, even though two haveUnitarian Service including selections from the over-70
duplicatechoir. Four hours....Stock Market graphs showing a
programming and five are in Spanish. Here's a list ofrising market followed by seven
currentlyreasons why we all lost money last
available offerings:...Infomercial on how to turn yourmonth....Yesterday's news in a new user friendly
life savings into a million dollarsentertainment
or nothing in one month....Chucky watches Binkyproduction.I remember television from the sixties
discover his winky....The life and times of an antwhen we could choose
colony. (repeat)....Actual police raid in Los Angelesfrom only seven channels. The meager offerings
(re-creation of a re-creation, not to be confused withincluded: All in
real life.)...How to own an amazing and unbelievablethe Family, The Carol Burnett Show, The Sound of
cheese grater for only $39.99 in four easyMusic, You
payments....Situation Comedy - Three men and aBet Your Life, The Honeymooners, Mannix, Taxi,
goat. (Unsuitable forMission
children under 18)....Exerciserama. How to remain thinImpossible, Dean Martin's Roast, The Lucy Show and
exercising for only threeThe Untouchables.Writing is much more fun than
hours per day. Photographed on an actual rooftop intelevision.
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