13 Not-so-conventional Reasons To Love Panama

Most of us have already read the myriad of articlesthrowing away our Monopoly money at any and
about Panama, not to mention the "About Panama"every chance we get. This is especially useful if you
section on the websites of every real estate agencyare off to the casinos!
promoting property in the region.15. Patacones
There is no doubt that Panama possesses numerous-Patacones are twice-fried plantain patties and
advantages, including its strategic geographic location,incredibly delicious. I had not discovered them until my
incentive program for retirees and a relativelyarrival in Panama, and I am a self-proclaimed patacon
low-cost of living, amongst others. However, someaddict!
of the reasons that I particularly enjoy living in5. Albrook Mall
Panama cannot be when searching for the most-Albrook Mall is a large, air conditioned indoor shopping
obvious reasons, such as the Panama Canal (Aftercenter that offers a wide variety of discount stores
showing my 4th visitor the Miraflores Locks, theand boutiques, as well as a food court with carousel.
outing becomes slightly monotonous) or its proximityBe sure to check out El Costo, Oca Loca and
to Miami (I've never been to Miami in my life!). CertainConway for some great deals!
pleasures can only be recognized after living inThese stores are magnificent for retail therapy. You
Panama as a foreigner for some time.can walk away with about 15 shirts for $20. Even if
Though I appreciate the similarities that Panama andyou wear them just once, it's a lot cheaper than
the "Western World" share, I also cherish theTarget.
differences, since they are what makes my life here6. Opportunities
truly unique and exciting.- Panama is like the Wild West of Central America.
Here are 13 reasons why Panama makes life soThere is a huge variety of employment, business and
interesting:investment opportunities just waiting to be taken
1. Casco Viejoadvantage of. After being in Panama for almost any
-Casco Viejo is 100% different from the toweringextended amount of time, everyone catches the
high rises scattered along Balboa Avenue. Cascoentrepreneur fever.
Viejo has an interesting blend of architectural styles,7. Slang
most notably ornate Spanish- and French-influenced-Though I don't make it a habit to use it in my
buildings. However, in addition to the amazing viewseveryday speech, I must confess that I get an
and unique architecture, there is always somethingabsolute kick out of the Panamanians' faces when
quirky going on in "the Casco"! My roommate is thethey see a full fledged gringa talking like she's from
president of Panama 9º80º, a lifestyle andthe barrio.
travel magazine about Panama. Her offices are in8. Cable TV with ABC and CBS
Casco Viejo and I get an absolute kick out of-All the great things of Panama fused with Jeopardy,
dropping her off some mornings. It isn't often that IWheel of Fortune and Grey's Anatomy. Does it get
get to laugh so hard I almost wet myself at 7:30 a.m.any better?
Much better than coffee! (Okay, that was an9. Taxis
exaggeration. Sorry coffee.)-Finally, inexpensive taxis! Taxis in Panama are
One of my favorite "Casco moments" occurred oneabundant and relatively inexpensive, a fare costing
morning as I was dropping my friend off at work. Asfrom $1 to $2 to most location in Panama City.
we turned the corner onto Avenida A, we saw aHowever, taxi meters are not typically used, and
little boy of about 7 years old peeing in the street.therefore it is recommended to negotiate the price
What made this pee different was that he was notbefore leaving. If you understand and speak Spanish,
facing the wall or partially hidden amongst the narrowyou can overhear and engage in a number of colorful
alleyways, but was rather on the edge of theconversations with drivers.
sidewalk, practically in the street, facing the traffic!10. Cayos Zapatillas, aka. Zapatila Cay
As we neared the situation, we saw a projectile-Zapatilla Cay is a small island located about an hour
yellow liquid spurting from his body and said, "Thatboat ride from the main Isla Colon in the Bocas del
can't be!" However, it was. To this day, that little boyToro province. Zapatilla Cay is astonishingly beautiful,
and his "necessities" still put a smile on my face.including spectacular views, clear waters and white
2. Winesand. Without a doubt, it is one of my favorite places
-South American wine, from Chile and Argentina, isin Panama.
much less expensive than in the United States.11. Fireworks
However, who said you can have your cake and eat-Back in the states, fireworks were reserved for the
it too.4th of July, and some spectacles at Sea World. In
My friend and I were succumbing to our vices onePanama City, it's not bazaar to see fire works going
night, and went to buy wine and ice cream at El Reyoff every night of the week. On New Year's, the
supermarket. As we were checking out, the $3.50entire city, and I mean as far as the eye can see,
appeared on the screen as the price for the wine. Iignites with the colorful flashes and flickers of
said to my friend, "How great is it to live in a countrythousands of fireworks.
where a good bottle of wine is $3.50!?" Then, the ice12. Piropos
cream came, and $8.50 appeared. My friend and I-What's a piropo? I have yet to find a direct
were in utter shock and disbelief. Since then, wetranslation that suits me. Some dictionaries translate it
have sought out other, less expensive means toas "compliment," though that is a serious
satisfy a sweet tooth.understatement. Piropo is a word that stands for
3. Sushi Ittowhat men do to a pretty girl as she walks by. Flirt,
-Sushi delivered to your front door...Do I need to saynot really. Torment, could be. Most Westerners would
anything else? If you think that there isn't sushi inagree that this is a "Latin thing." I generally can't
Panama, then you are in for a delightful surprise. Sushistand it and want to flip off everybody that whistles
Itto, in my humble, sushi snob opinion, is the bestand hisses and yells "Ay mami" as I stroll along.
delivery sushi in Panama. Their Philadelphia rolls andHowever, on days when I roll out of bed and my hair
Edamame are extremely scrumptious.is astray, I must say that I feel less hideous as I
What's even more interesting is when I'm walking towaltz along and still get the "Yeah baby". I know it is
work or walking my mini schnauzer and the Sushi Ittodone to all women. I was in a taxi once and the
delivery guy honks and waves as he zooms past ondriver whistled and hooted at a couple of women
his little red moto. It must be a small world after all.that looked as though they were pushing 70 years
Or, I order a lot of sushi!old. I'm not implying that they were not attractive,
4. American Dollarbut the taxi driver was about 25! Moral of the story,
-This is a commonly cited "reason" for why Panama isit's one place to get an ego boost.
so great, and I agree whole heartedly!13. The Finger Wag
For the foreigner, especially Americans, it is great-You all know the finger wag, a way to indicate
because it doesn't become "Monopoly money." It isdisapproval of something. The motion is generally
easy to be aware of exactly how much you arecarried out by wagging the index finger from left to
spending. There is no labor-intensive addition,right, considered by most incredibly rude and
subtraction, division or multiplication involved to figuredemeaning. Well, the Finger Wag is back in Panama!
out the price of a soda. So, in Panama, it is easy toThe best way to say no ever!
grasp the value of what we purchase, instead of