| My name is Leslie, and I am a
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| | According to the SABYWF schedule, the
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| wrestle-aholic. The first step to
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| | tour was coming to a backyard in my
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| recovery is acknowledging that you have a
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| | neighborhood. I decided to lift my truck
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| problem, but frankly, I don't care. I
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| | just like Wildcat's and facilitate
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| love wrestling, wrestlers and everything
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| | another "chance meeting." I figured he
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| that goes along with this fantastic
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| | couldn't resist me if he could see what a
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| sport. If watching a wrestling match is a
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| | huge fan I am. So, Kay-Kay and I sold
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| disease, I hope they never find a cure.
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| | some clothes on E-bay and pooled our next
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| I watch all the different wrestling
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| | few paychecks to buy the lift kit and
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| organizations on TV, but my favorite has
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| | tires for my Silverado.
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| to be our local SABYWF-the Southern
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| | I decided to buy the Rancho Complete Lift
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| Arizona Back-Yard Wrestling Federation.
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| | Kit. It provides 4-full inches of lift,
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| Most of their bouts aren't actually
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| | comes with everything I need and it lets
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| televised, so I go see 'em live every
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| | me slip a set of gnarly 35" tires
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| chance I get. My girlfriend Kay-Kay and I
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| | underneath. Rancho is the number-one name
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| cruise around southern Arizona following
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| | in suspension, which really helped in my
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| the tour and our favorite wrestlers.
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| | decision. We had a few bucks left over
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| Kay-Kay's favorite is the Flyin'
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| | from the E-bay money, so I tossed in a
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| Hawaiian, a very tall, very muscular
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| | set of Bushwacker Fender Flares to buff
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| Polynesian wrestler who moved to Arizona
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| | up my truck's stance a bit. There was no
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| after a short stint in the army. I find
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| | way Wildcat could resist me now.
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| him handsome and all, but my favorite is
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| | Fight night came and I was ready. Kay-Kay
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| Wildcat Jackson. He's a dreamy 6' 7", 325
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| | and I followed Wildcat after the fight,
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| lb mountain of masculinity that makes
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| | hoping he'd go to the 7-11 again.
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| otherwise-normal women squeal on site.
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| | Unfortunately, he stopped at the TGIF to
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| After repeatedly trying to meet the
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| | pick up his girlfriend. Girlfriend! How
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| Wildcat, I'd given up hope on ever
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| | could he have a girlfriend?! Without
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| getting to know him. His manager,
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| | thinking I jumped from my lifted
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| wrestling bad guy Jumbo Jenkins, has a
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| | Silverado and grabbed that girl by the
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| policy about letting fans
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| | hair. I don't know what got into me, but
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| backstage-unless they're sporting 38
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| | I lifted her skinny butt over my head and
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| double-Ds anyway. Well, one night after
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| | body slammed her to the pavement. Then I
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| the fights, Kay-Kay and I stopped at the
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| | slapped Kay-Kay's hand, tag-team style,
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| 7-11 for some road supplies. And, guess
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| | and watch her put that hussy into a
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| who was their picking up a 12-pack of
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| | sleeper hold.
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| post-bout pain reliever? That's right;
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| | Next thing I know, Kay-Kay and I are in
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| the Wildcat!
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| | the back of a police cruiser, arrested
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| Paralyzed by fear, I still didn't say
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| | for assault and battery. Needless to say,
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| anything to him. But, he was driving 2006
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| | Wildcat won't have anything to do with
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| Chevy Silverado, just like me! I couldn't
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| | me, at least not until I'm off probation.
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| believe that my idol and hopeful future
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| | But, in the end, my truck's got a
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| husband drove the same rig as me. Of
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| | killer-looking lift and I'm still
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| course, Wildcat's was lifted to the sky
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| | attending SABYWF wrestling matches, where
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| and equipped with huge mud tires. But
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| | I cheer my fighting idols on to victory.
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| this gave me an idea.
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